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[kellysaysrawrrx.livejournal.com]

so me and Surrahh (sparklinglovers) are hoping the whore will die in the first episode of the new series, and we decided to make a list of how she could die >:D


1- she get eaten by weevils
2- jack pushes her off a cliff
3- ianto shoots her
4- the cannibals come back and eat her
5- owen tells her she's a fug whore and he does not want her anymore and accidentally-on-purpose pushes her out of a window
6- suzie comes back (again) and FINALLY kills her
7- tosh goes insane and stabs her to death
8- rhys finds out what a whore she is and poisons her
9- SHE GETS CRUSHED UNDER THE TARDIS AND THEN THERE IS LOTS OF JACK/IANTO/DOCTOR/OWEN SECKZ
10- those faerie things kill her
11- when all the diseases come out of the rift she catches teh plague and dies a horrible painful death
12- abaddon returns, stands over her, she dies and then he dies again. :D
13- another cyberman appears, tries to 'upgrade' her and she ends up like Tanizaki
14- martha (and rose who ~magically returns) catch wind of her and decide to dispose of her in the most gruesome way possible
15- SHE AND CATHERINE TATE COLLIDE WHILST IN THE STREETS AND THEY BOTH FALL DOWN A WELL AND DIEEEEE
16- THE PTERODACTYL EATS HER (she falls into a vat of pterodactyl food and doesn't wash and then gets chewed to death)

Comments

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

Great list :D

How about for 17. She becomes pregnant by an alien and the alien baby pops out of her stomach.

[haces222.livejournal.com]

You and that alien pregnancy

Of course I do like that idea *grin*

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'You and that alien pregnancy '

Yeah, I have no idea why but there is something very appealing (to me at least) about an alien baby popping out of her stomach (as long as it is not the Doctor's baby).

[haces222.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be the Doctor's he's got more taste although Gwen doing a John Hurt would be good because if I remembered the film right most of the time the alien is wrapped around his face. So not only would we not have to look at her but we wouldn't have to listen to her either.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'It wouldn't be the Doctor's he's got more taste...' well I suppose it could be the Master's then, he is crazy after all (of course Lucy would have to shoot her).

we [would] not have to look at her but we wouldn't have to listen to her either. *Breaks into a big Jack sized grin at that thought*

[haces222.livejournal.com]

How about all the deaths she caused in the first series. All the dead people come back and do everything to her that she caused to be done to them *justice*

[angelofmadness7.livejournal.com]

OR ORRRRR...They come back kill her, try to eat her but then spit her out saying she tastes like WHORE >3 continuations are fun ^_^

[carma-chaos.livejournal.com]

Better yet: How about she dies a nice painless death in her sleep that was completely natural - that way we don't have to have the grief and wailing dragging on for three episodes all revolving around the dead Gwen.

OR

That dead guy who pushed her out of the way of the truck realises he made a mistake, comes back and pushes her infront of a truck instead.

[likestowrite.livejournal.com]

I love the idea of Rose coming back and giving her a damn good slappin' for being well herself! I can see Rose not putting up with any of Gwens petty -self induced- drama's.

[thedreamer-geo.livejournal.com]

I think they are all marvolous ideas, yet RTD would never write any of them :(:(:(:(:(

[rockstarsyndrom.livejournal.com]

I like them all except for 15 (I like Donna, she got better in s4 whereas she was annoying as fuck in Runaway Bride).

And my friend would like me to share that you left off

Ianto: MYFANWY!! ATTACK!

Too bad none of this happened in s2. =( Maybe s3. -prays-