Jeleaousy can overtake you

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I thought as a spealots of things special treat since there is hardly any new posts I'd post a few things if I had the time hope you like =) here is a short and sweet story

It started with simply tidying up. Ianto was working late as usual minding the hub while everyone else went home and jack went weevil hunting. Ianto was enjoying the rythmic beat of dusting. then he came to gwen draw. Ianto remembered that Gwen had paperwork to finish. Knowing that she wouldn't do it herself he decided to be helpful and do it for her so she didn't get fired. Ianto snorted. He was the paperwork fairy more than he was the wedding fairy.

He opened the draw and expected to find the paperwork that was needed but instead he found lots and lots of post-it-notes. H epicked them up in disgust to find that it was gwen's name over and over again. Gwen name was entwined with jacks. as he flicked through them he found gwen's and jack's names entwined with hearts, flowers and lots of other think that made Ianto want to vomit.

Right at the back there was a little list on the post-it-note. the title was 'HOW TO GET JACK' Ianto read on with his face growing into a grimance.

1)flirt with jack till he realizes he's meant to be with me
2)convince jack he needs to retcon or wipe Ianto's memories and send him away to have a 'normal life' because he's too young to be in torchwood (obviously!)
3)get rid of rhys somehow and divorce him
4)be with jack and marry him and bear his children.

'right' Ianto thought 'if she thinks she is going to get away with this she has another thing coming' Ianto slowly walked towards the armoury and waited for gwen to walk in. The very next morning Gwen walked in to find that jack wasn't in his office. Sighing to herself she sat down at her desk and started to flick through the lastest copy of heat. After about half an hour she saw a shadow move across the armoury. Thinking it was jack she fluffed up her hair and made her way over. 

"Hey jack..." BANG!!!!! one of the huge shotguns were tied up to piece of string that was attached to the door had gone off when she entered the room. Ianto stepped out of the shadows and looked down at the mess that was once gwen cooper.

The others came in a while later laughing at some joke jack had said. Jack looked around.

"Ianto?"

Ianto came walking up from the archives

"Yes sir?"

"Could we have some coffee pleeeeeeeease?"

Ianto smiled.

"of course sir"

Ianto handed out the coffee's and went to jack last.

"perfect as ever. the coffee isn't bad aswell"

Jack gave one of hundred watt grins

"you seen gwen today?"

while his back was turned to jack Ianto had a little evil grin on his face

"no sir"

Ianto turned to give jack a softer smile. Jack's smile was even brighter

"you seem in a good mood today. What' happened?"

Ianto's smile widedned

"Nothing much sir"

"come on Ianto I can tell when you're lying"

"oh alright. let's just say I wittnessed the brightening of the world..."


 

Comments

[neyne.livejournal.com]

LOL! Evil!Ianto ! I like it :D

[nox-caelum.livejournal.com]

Heee! Loved it :)

[jo02]

Bad Ianto, baaaad Ianto . . .

*passes him lots of cookies*

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol

[jsks.livejournal.com]

no body messes with ianto's man. evil cackle

[dhh333.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Hilirious.

[gabe1990.livejournal.com]

Awww cute evil Ianto - Jack should give him a reward ^^
This is awesome x