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antigwenallies Jul. 5th, 2008 08:05 pm)My first fic on her so please comment and tell me what you think. Unbetaed so all mistakes are mine. Characters not mine I'm just playing with them
"Jaaaaack"
Jack rolled his eyes once more while concentrating on his paperwork. After a few minutes the object of his frustration came in his office without knocking.
"What do you want gwen?"
Gwen walked over to the desk, swishing her hips as she went.
"Jack can you tell Ianto to start stocking up on my decaf coffee? Caffine makes me bloated"
Jack sighed in frustration
"Why can't you ask him yourself?"
"He's down the archives and last time I went down there I accidently set off one of the things and he yelled and screamed at me to get out"
Jack inwardly chuckled at the thought
"He threatened me that he would poison my cofee next time"
"I suppose"
Gwen smiled that horrid gappy smile that made Jack shudder . Gwen walked out pratically skipping and when she opened the door she bumped right into Ianto. Jack did not miss the cold hard stare wen gave Ianto but Ianto was oblivious to it as he just smiled the smile that could make Jack's heart melt everytime.
"Coffee sir?"
Jack chuckled
"How many more times Ianto? Call me Jack"
"Oh at least 10 more times sir"
Ianto grinned to show was only kidding. He handed Jack his coffee.
"So are you going to tel me about all this hostility going on between you and gwen?"
"What do you mean sir?"
Jack scoffed while taking a sip and savouring the flavour
"Don't think I missed that look she gave you on the way in"
Ianto blinked at Jack then laughed out loud
"Ah that might be the archive inccident"
"The one where you threatened to poison her coffee?"
Ianto looked shocked
"I did nothing of the sort...I said I'd smack her in the face with a big block of cheese"
It was Jack's turn to laugh. After about ten minutes Jack's alughter started o die down. When Jack loked Ianto in the eyes Ianto was giving him a monster grin.
"Enjoy your coffee sir"
With that Ianto walked out. Jack had completly forgotten to ask Ianto about the decaf but he decided to ask him later. For now he had paperwork to do.
After a few hours or so jack decided to see what his team was doing. Just as he got up from his chair a loud scream echoed across the hub. Jack got out his webley and ran to see what was the matter. When he ran outside Ianto was giving Gwen evils and Gwen was just looking smugly but pretnding to be sorry.
"What the hell is going on?"
Jack's yell made all of the team turn to him. Ianto was the first to....scream
"JACK GWEN IS ASKING IF I COULD USE INSTANT INSTEAD OF 'THE GROUND DIRT' THAT I USE"
"JACK I DID NOT IANTO IS JUST BEING A BABY"
Gwen but on the big doe eyes act. Jak sighed . Ianto stared to head towards the kitchen. He came back out with the biggest mouldiest block of cheese you've ever seen! Gwen was stil facing Jack so she didn' see him. Raising the block of cheese Ianto said
"Hey Gwen!"
Gwen turned around
"Say cheese!"
With that Ianto gave gwen a good smack round the head with the hard cheese. Gwen fell unconsious on the floor. Owen intsantly yelled
"Ianto what on earth do you think you just did?"
Ianto looked puzzled. Owen ran over to him and grabbed the cheese cuddling it close
"You could of hurt poor toby"
Ianto turned to face the cheese
"I am sorry toby"
Tosh looked at Gwen then at Jack as if to say 'what do we do?' Jack shrugged his shoulders and walked down the stairs and patted toby on the 'head'
"Good work Toby"
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One small issue: it's customary to put fic longer than 100 words behind an lj-cut.
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Sorry =s
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finally i've found a community that aren't gwen lovers
thank u everyone!
go anti gwen alliance
:-)
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Ha, poor toby! He could have been hurt XD