Gwen (sort of) Torture

[hydrojen90.livejournal.com]

There haven't been many posts lately but I've got something that might lighten the mood.

At the weekend, I bought a Gwen action figure at a car boot sale for 50p (which google tells me is 0.78USD)

I'd love your suggestions of what to do to it. I'm fairly certain my mum has a kitchen blow torch... either that or a mini-witch fire?

Comments

[milady-dragon.livejournal.com]

BURN THE WITCH!!!

Ahem.

Yes, that sounds lovely. You can dance around the pyre and hurl insults. Just don't forget the pictures. *grins*

[totally4ryo.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you said that! Don't insult us Witches!

What about the word that rhymes with Witch? But burn away, baby, burn away. Hey, what about scalding her with hot coffee? Oh wait, now that would be serious coffee abuse. Damn...


*WITCHES AGAINST GWEN!*

:-P

[milady-dragon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't mean to give witches a bad name. But see, I can't use bitches either for the exact same reason!

There needs to be a really bad thing we can call her that doesn't insult anyone else. And I can't come up with anything, Gwen is just that bad.

[bookwrm89.livejournal.com]

'Gwen' could be the insult... "oh my god, she's such a Gwen

[hydrojen90.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for the rain to go before I can make a ceremonial pyre to her demise.

[mscatmoon.livejournal.com]

But if you do that it will be destroyed completely. Better to kick it around, bang it's head against the wall, burn parts of it with your blow torch. That way you can take your aggressions out on it whenever you have a bad day. Rip it's hair out... whatever creative thing comes to mind. Then eventually when you get tired of that you can destroy it. Or maybe I'm too mean?

[ivyceltress.livejournal.com]

Speaking for the witches-we want nothing to do with her. It's bad enough I share species and gender.

Off course you rewatch the entire series with the voodoo doll and explain how she's screwed up every single episode then bury it in the backyard. Maybe she will magickly disappear from the screen

[mercury-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Drive your favorite motor vehicle over it, reverse, repeat.....

[aviv-b.livejournal.com]

I had a Barbie doll that I dismembered when I was about 6 or 7. First I pulled the arms off, then the legs, then I cut her hair off and for the grand finale, I decapitated her.

(No, I didn't turn out to be a serial killer - I just hated playing with dolls in general and particularly with a Barbie-crazed bully a few houses down).

I remember enjoying the process immensely.

[wolfmiller.livejournal.com]

I would say you could let your dog chew her, but I think that might make him sick.

I would pull her to pieces first, then drown them, then bury them for a week or two, dig them up and then burn them. After that the mess could then be flushed down the loo for the rats to have a go at.

Have Fun xx

[stlscape.livejournal.com]

You could always leave her in the doorway, to be trampled on. After all, turnabout's fair play, isn't it?

[hydrojen90.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want anyone to trip or hurt their feet though. She's hurt enough people.

[blucougar.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking about this, and I think you should string her up somewhere, and force her to watch Jack and Ianto dolls making nooky together for eternity. There is no greater torment than to be able to always see what you want, but never be able to have it.

[kamiandcat.livejournal.com]

What ever you decide to do TAKE PICTURES! :)

[hydrojen90.livejournal.com]

My parents are going away this weekend. I feel it will be a safe time to do it :P