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blaqkheaven.livejournal.com posting in antigwenallies Sep. 25th, 2011 08:06 am)First off, I'm super new to the Whoniverse, and I was beyond thrilled to find out that I wasn't the only one who hated Gwen.
I liveblogged my Torchwood-watching adventures on Tumblr and eventually even needed a tag for all my Gwen hatred.Essentially, this was me, watching Gwen continually do stupid things for two full seasons:
Since I just jumped into this whole Torchwood fandom thing, I'd appreciate some fic recs to stuff like Passing Currents by rev02a. Well-written fic with anti-Gwen sentiment would be massively appreciated.
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I am going to enjoy reading that tumblr thingie. Also, how are you doing on the Doctor Who side of things? did you start with 9, 10, 11?
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Thanks for the fic index tag hint!
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The fic index is useful. There are a lot of really good stories on it. You can also use the fic tag, because I think the index is going to be updated? I think I saw a notice about that at some point. :)
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I'll check the fic index and the fic tag! Thank you!
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PS my stories usually have a (comically) incompetent/evil/slutty Gwen (sorry for the self pimp!).
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Like the others, I can really recommend the fic-index. One of my favorites is soledad's Wishverse. Lots of wonderful ways to get rid of Gwen.
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For some time I have wondered whether this community would rise to a 'Cluedo' challenge of ways to get rid of the woman: in the boardroom, with a stilleto heel, by Tosh (disgruntled that Gwen had shut off her new program to check the 75% off sale at Debenhams on Google).... You get the idea!
And Passing Currents is one of my absolute favourites!
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In the 'kitchen area', overdose of retcon in the coffee, by Ianto (sick of Gwenie-Pooh shoving her 'as the only one happily married and not alone'-status in his face while simultaneously drooling after Jack).
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Ianto: Here Gwen, hold that chocolate bar, it's will distract her until we can hose you down.
Myfanwy:Krah!
Gwen:Help!!!!
Owen: Ianto the bloody hose is stuck! Somebody duct-taped it to the wall.
Ianto: Ah sorry that was me. Had to made sure jack doesn't run amok on the SUV with that tape again...
Jack: All the phones were down..
Ianto: I know phones, landlines, little tins.....*insert rant* Still no need to dishonor the SUV!
Myfanwy: Krah! Krah!
Gwen:Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
Jack: It could have been the end of the world, Ianto.
Owen: Actually, I suggest we all should have sex.
Jack: Now?
Myfanwy:Krah!Krah!Krah!
Ianto: *eyeroll*
Tosh: When he THOUGHT the world was ending.
Jack: But what speaks against an orgy right now.
Ianto: *considers this*
Jack: You know I was once stuck with this bunch of tentacled aliens on that planet about to get hit by a meteor within the next 5 hours and I can tell you the things they did with those tentacles....
Myfanwy: NomNomNomNomNomNomNom.....
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In the archives, with a stack of precariously balanced packing crates, by Ianto (her own damn fault for messing around in his archives). (Yes, Ianto has booby-trapped the archives to keep the rest of the team - well, not Tosh, she knows better - from messing them up.)
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In the medbay, with that scanner thing from reset, by Owen. He did it because she wouldn't shut her trap.
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Soledad
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I'll check out the rec, thanks!
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In the Weevil cage, by Jack, who has finally come to the end of his long and incomprehensible tolerance.
Nothing to clear up, nothing needed but a simple cover story that I am sure Ianto would be only too happy to provide, or even a drop of retcon in Rhy's tea......
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The cage is a wonderful idea, very pragmatic, but I have to admit that I feel sorry for the poor thing that has to eat her..
How about Owen killing her in the autopsy-bay? Very neat and hygienic.
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"Ups... Gwen was STILL loading stuff into the back. I TOTALLY didn't see her, she was ALL in the dead spot. Coffee, Jack? Blowjob?"
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Places (feel free to add more)-
In the hub
In the boardroom
In the archives
On the Plas
On the invisible lift
etc.
With (again feel free to add!!)-
A silk tie ( I wonder whose?)
A ray gun
An alien bomb
The aforementioned stilleto
etc
Who-
Jack
Ianto
Andy
Tosh
Owen
Rhys
Rhys' mum
etc.
Now just choose the ones you like and- trala- there's the Gwen Cluedo challenge!!
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