Why she's the black widow

[haces222.livejournal.com]

 Hi it's me again and I was thinking about the fourth comment I made about the number of people that woman directly or indirectly caused to die.
Episode 1: The hospital porter and also to a lesser degree Susie.
Episode 2: I'm sure there were at least 7 if not more poor blokes that were shagged to death (I know there are worse ways to go, but still)
Episode 3: She knifed Ed Morgon (even if he deserved it)
Episode 4: Moving on swiftly
Episode 5: I'm not sure how but I blame her for Estelle's death
Episode 6: Not so much caused a death, more like prevented a death or am I the only one who wanted Jack to off that bastard Evan
Episode 7: She killed Tosh's hopes and dreams concerning Owen (poor taste girl)
Episode 8: Susie again
Episode 9: She killed us with boredom
Episode 10: She killed poor Emma's innocence and eyesight by subjecting her (and us) to Rhys' naked arse
Episode 11: To be honest I didn't notice her (much) I was too busy staring at Ianto in that suit
Episode 12: Again too busy looking at Ianto
Episode 13: The biggie, she caused the death of Rhys and in her misguided efforts to save him she helped cause the death of Jack. And just to top it off all those people who Abadon killed I think remained dead, and even though all four of them caused the rift to open ultimatly it was Owen and Gwen who did the most.

Comments

[likestowrite.livejournal.com]

Brilliant and humurous summing up there of the grievences of Gwen the Slag

A particlar favourite: "Episode 9: She killed us with boredom" of which you know i whole heartedly agree along with your; Episode 11 & 12 summings up (but i always too busy looking at Ianto in every scene he was in, or Jack when he wasnt). And yes Jack should have killed him for holding a meat cleaver to Ianto's throat etc, Gwen being selfish again...says it all.

[haces222.livejournal.com]

Yeah the slag is like a banshee all who meet her will eventually bite the dust in fact that's probably the only reason Jack hired her because he can't die. I reckon the other three should watch their backs especially Tosh as Gwen who always likes to be the centre of attention would love to be the only woman.

Re: 8DD

[angelofmadness7.livejournal.com]

Listen to me now, you will get killed if you post that here! Okay? Good just wanted to clarify