Gwen-Bash Idea's

[krillitanestorm.livejournal.com]

As some of you might be aware of, I've been writing a parody of the Wizard of Oz with some Gwen Bashing thrown in, here, there, everywhere. (If you don't know what I'm talking about there's a link to the fic further down the page) So I was curious if you guys could help me? After I've finished it, I plan on doing another story like it (Where Gwen is the main target) using both Torchwood and Doctor Who charaters. So far the movies I've thought of doing parodys of are:


-Singing in the Rain (My personal faveriot idea)
-Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang
-Mary Poppins

I'm just wondering what you guys think sounds like the best parody to Bash Gwen in. I'm enjoying this crack!fic genre thing. Lol. Thanks guys!

Comments

[techmuse.livejournal.com]

Singing in the Rain...I could see Gwen as Lina. But I keep seeing the possibilities of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...childhood fave. Jack singing I love you truly...hmmm...Ianto as a windup doll..uberhmmmm..mind just went totally porny. My vote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. ;D

[krillitanestorm.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well, now that you put it like that... And of course I'd make it so Jack was Caractacus Potts, Ianto would HAVE to be Truly -for obvious reasons ;)- and Gwen would have to be Lord Scrumptious who is using her spys to capture the magically flying SUV. xD It works in my own mind...

[wanda1969.livejournal.com]

Sorry! I have to go for Singing In The Rain, too. Lina is the most dislikeable character in the 3 films, so it definitely has to be that one, I think!

[krillitanestorm.livejournal.com]

That's what I found so good about it, Gwen could probably give Lina a run for her money. And think of all the pay outs we can make about her irratating voice? *nudge, nudge* Haha

MAYBE My Fair Lady

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

I adored the movie because I HEART Audrey Hepburn, but hey, it's a parody. Jack makes a bet with Ianto that he can turn Gwen into a competent Torchwood employee...

...and I could actually see Jack sleeping with Gwen because he sleeps with everything, and then, Gwen, thinking that this means that Jack will dump Ianto (NOT), goes home to dump Rhys, only to find that Rhys is in a threesome with Ianto and Jack, and they inform her that "Gwen, it's not an open relationship unless the other person is in on it too. You are the douchest link, goodbye!"

Re: MAYBE My Fair Lady

[krillitanestorm.livejournal.com]

I thought about a "My Fair Lady" parody, but for some reason it didn't really work out in my mind. But to the Jack sleeping with Gwen, I don't think even in the most twisted reality would he even think about sleeping with her, bet or not. But right now I'm almost certain on Singin' in the Rain and then I'll do Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with Gwen as the Child Catcher. And have Russel T. Davies as Baron Bomburst... this way I can get my revenge on both Gwen and RTD for killing off Ianto!!!! *angry face*