I had a bad day. Combine this with an intense hatred of the character of Gwen Cooper from "RTD presents The I Heart Gwen Cooper Show (formerly Torchwood)" and you get this.
Enjoy.
Title: The Reason Why Janet Doesn’t Eat Junk Food.
Author:
chester_kat
Rating: I don’t know…R? It’s pretty gross and maybe a bit graphic if you’re very squeamish so don’t let the sensitive kiddies read it.
Warning: Character Death. But it’s only Gwen’s so it should be okay.
Disclaimer/Authors Notes: 1# I own nothing. Not even my sanity.
2#Unbeta’d and written at 3am in the morning so for any mistakes I throw myself at your feet in apology and beg forgiveness.
3# Also please note: I am not a very violent person and am not crazy enough to wish harm to Eve Myles or anyone else. It’s just a fic. IT”S NOT REAL. It’s just crack.
4# I don't know what Tosh/Owen fans call themselves. So I apologise for just calling you Tosh/Owen fans and not Towen fans or whatever. You guys are all right in my book.
5#I don’t have anything else to say but I wanted a uneven 5 disclaimers/authors notes =)
Fic can be found at my journal: