Caption Time!!!

[blucougar.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I saw this pic while trolling the AfterElton COE recap, and I thought it was a perfect opportunity. No competition, just a bit of fun. So, captions for the following pic, anyone...?

Comments

[amythest-n-ice.livejournal.com]

But....he was supposed to take me away from all this *sob*.

WTF??? I want a divorce, you hussy.

[dancingbarefoot.livejournal.com]

G: *sobs*
R: Hello husband here you tramp, next time put your hands flat in front of your face and slap yourself some sense.

[mr-i-jones.livejournal.com]

GWEN: NOO JAAACK I LOVE YOU GOD DAMNIT YOU BASTARD! WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES AND LIVE IN A FARMHOUSE AND KEEP CHICKENS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

RHYS: OH WELL WHO AM I THEN? THE BIN MAN?

[euphrosyne2u.livejournal.com]

"Uh...Gwen? Are you doing anything tomorrow; cause I'm thinking we should consider that paternity test."

[likemycoffee.livejournal.com]

Gwen realises that she's got to join the dole queue on Monday.

[caz251.livejournal.com]

G: Why, why did he leave? He knows I'm here, that I love him, why would he leave me?

R: What? What am I then?, a stopgap on the way to Harkness?

[haldane.livejournal.com]

"But I get a sex scene with John Barrowman! RTD promised! "

[elanor12.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[rift-bound.livejournal.com]

Rhys: Okay, so now you know that Jack doesn't love you... and I'm thinking divorce would work for me right now.

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE OUT OF CHIPS?!"

[lukita.livejournal.com]

G: But my hair looks big and 70's.

R: *takes a better look*

[blucougar.livejournal.com]

Gwen has just learned that leather jackets, skin tight pants and boots went out in the early 80's.

[suellen128.livejournal.com]

lol!!

[krillitanestorm.livejournal.com]

Gwen: "You can't leave Jack! You just can't! I was promised that you would be my partner in the Gwen Cooper show. *sobs dramatically*"
Rhys: *Thinking* Move my hand a little closer, to the right a bit reach into her pocket and grab her gun...

[emzbuckley.livejournal.com]

Rhys: Gwen, i hate to tell you this love but i think he has just dumped your ass. Well, at lest he got out while he still had the chance.

Or,

Gwen: Oh my god, its the janto fans, they have come to seek their revenge on me.
Rhys: You say that like its a bad thing.

[suellen128.livejournal.com]

G: "But the baby is yours Jack"
R: "Oh hun, lets get you back to Providence Park, Im only suppose to take you out for the day"

[f-and-a-fics.livejournal.com]

G: What do you mean the world doesn't revolve around me? *sob*

[jennelldhalrbj.livejournal.com]

Rhys: I've told you before, Gwen, never go anywhere without a Tissue. Putting your fingers up your nose is no substitute.

{Sorry for this, I have kids}.

[jsks.livejournal.com]

rhys-bye jack, say hello to the doctor and ianto for me.
gwen- ianto, ianto ianto ! that's all anyone care's about is ianto lives. what about me, jack i am supposed to be your soul mate.
rhys- jack, do you think the doctor and ianto would mind if i came along?

[pitac89.livejournal.com]

Gwen: But I finally managed to kill Ianto. How could he leave me after that?

Rhys: What have I told you about killing people's boyfriends, Gwen? Just 'cause you got me that way-

Gwen: Hold me, Rhys! *sobs*

[suellen128.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I love this! XD

[sarahjane6.livejournal.com]

"Please let this baby look like Rhys, or at least semi-human. I can't remember after Owen who or what I slept with next."

[emzbuckley.livejournal.com]

Rhys: Gwen, love, it doesn't matter how much you cry, its not going to bring him back or make you look beautiful.

Or

Gwen: I can't believe he could tell it was me! I did everything the potion book told me to do for the polyjuice potion and he could still tell it was me! Where did i go wrong?!

Rhys: I told you, you got the coffee wrong!

[holdingoff.livejournal.com]

Eve: Please come back John! Without you and Gareth's sexing no one will watch a show based around a shallow cow like me!

Kai: It's okay Eve, you can always try getting a guest spot on Caerdydd.

[weevilrockyou.livejournal.com]

G: So, I'm NOT pregnant???
R: Nope, you're just fat! no wonder jack left when he did, I mean you've really let yourself go love.

[ez21.livejournal.com]

RHYS: I think you need to lay off the chocolate luv